The best pickup line ever
The best pickup line ever really isnt a pickup line at all. By their nature, pickup line’s don’t work. Women can tell that you are picking up on them, and they are automatically turned off, unless you are a celebrety or rockstar, which we are not.
The best pickup lines are the ones that don’t seem like you are trying to pick up the girl. If you think about the most stereotypical pickup lines out there, such as “Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!”, they all imply interest in the girl from the get go. From the second you open your mouth, the girl is receiving compliments and praise from you, while perceiving you as attempting to hook up with her or get her into bed.
Remembering this, the first things you say to a woman can’t be perceived as you trying to hit on her, they have to be perceived by the girl as you just being a nice, friendly, intriguing stranger. Opinion openers do a great job of this. A favorite of mine is as follows.
You say:
Hey, would you girls ever date a guy that lived with his mom?
They say:
mixed responses:yes, no, maybe, why are you asking me this, who are you, etc.
You then say:
“cause my good buddy Raechel, I’ve known her for like 8 years, has been dating this 28 year old guy thats never left his parents house, and im like… are you SERIOUS?”
They say:
This opener is usually met with a response that someone she knows is in the same situation, she would never do this, maybe if she loved the guy, etc.
Keys to success:
Be suprised and caught off guard that you can’t beleive your girlfriend raechel just told you of her relationship. Us sugestive body language, conveying that you are about to leave as soon as she answers you.
If your trying to meet new girls, or trying to cure oneitis, you have to have a stable of openers like this so that you have something to talk about the second that you see a girl you may be interested in. When using pickup lines like this, it is important to walk up to the girl and use them as soon as you see her. The longer you wait, the harder it is to work up the courage to approach her and use the pickup line.
